elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

(via onlyhalfbaked)

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

(via the-worst-url)

itsallprimal:

i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters:

Happy Days After Killing 🎃🔪

Brilliant…. I love this.. 

Besides Freddy will save tons on sunscreen…. 

~Primal

(via prince-of-wolves)

renoa:

pr1nceshawn:

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

(via confirmance)

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

(via annoyingvagina)

mozilla:

my cat: mrow

me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!

my cat:

(via confirmance)

protocol00:

velen-z-the-lucario:

protocol00:

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*

My dude.

(via confirmance)

walkingdorito:

ororosmunroe:

insomniac-arrest:

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

(via confirmance)